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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8654 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!