news bloopers – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CreamyCraft Minecraft Server

CreamyCraft, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fill her with your cream…of the crop builds, that is! Our server is the ultimate destination for all aspiring builders looking to unleash their creativity in the most deliciously satisfying way possible.

Join us and embark on epic quests to collect rare ingredients for your culinary creations, like diamond-encrusted cupcakes and obsidian-stuffed donuts. But beware, the land is also filled with mischievous mobs who will stop at nothing to steal your precious treats!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our exclusive “Creamy Chaos” mini-game, where players compete to see who can whip up the most decadent dessert in record time. The winner gets a golden spatula and bragging rights for eternity!

So come on over and let your imagination run wild on our server. Just remember, when in doubt, always fill her with your cream!

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KyivHospitalRaiders Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Condemnation, czech republic, Dregs of humanity, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, global security, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international news, international relations, Kyiv hospital attack, KyivHospitalRaiders, military aggression, Minecraft, Minister, peacekeeping efforts, Server, ukraine conflict, Violent extremism, War Crimes, world politics

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A KYIV HOSPITAL BUT WITHOUT THE ATTACKERS, ONLY COOL PEEPS ALLOWED. JOIN US AND BE PART OF A MINISTER’S DREAM WORLD WHERE THE DREGS OF HUMANITY ARE BANNED AND ONLY THE AWESOME PLAYERS SURVIVE. BUILD EPIC BASES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH PIXELATED LLAMAS. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #BLOCKYFUN #NOHUMANDREGS #MINECRAFTLIFE

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VowelEnderCraft

cognitive skills, Communication, comprehension, comprehension skills, Decoding, education, English, Interpretation, Language, language learning, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistics, Literacy, phonetics, reading, Understanding, vowel sounds, VowelEnderCraft, vowels, Writing

so, lesten up, peeps! dis minecraff server es da bomb diggity! why shud u join? well, let me tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was a pig who could fly. yes, u heard dat right, a flying pig! on dis server, u can ride dat flyin pig and soar through da skies like a boss. but wait, dere’s more! we also got a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. yep, unicorns and rainbows, people! so, if u wanna experience da magic and madness, join dis server now and let da craziness begin!

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FroggyFungusFighters

amphibian health., amphibians, animal wellness, Biodiversity, chytrid fungus, climate change, conservation, disease prevention, ecosystem health, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, frog populations, FroggyFungusFighters, Frogs, fungal infections, habitat preservation, natural remedies, sauna therapy, Tiny saunas, wildlife, wildlife conservation

come join our minecraft server, where tiny saunas are the key to saving frogs from chytrid fungus! 🐸💪 our frogs are chillin’ in their saunas, gettin’ all steamy and fightin’ off those nasty fungi like bosses. you won’t find this kind of epicness anywhere else, so hop on over and save some froggy lives while having a blast in our crazy world! 🌎🔥 #froggyheroes #saunapower #minecraftmadness

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Expert+ Hardcore: Now with extra difficulty! Version 1.19.4 Survival Server

1.19.4, Community, Cosmetics, Damage, Difficulty, Discord, enchantment cap, Expert, EXTRA, Hardcore, java, magic weapons, minecraft server, mobs, pay to win, Plugins, Ranks, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vehicles, Version

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
This java server offers a spin on vanilla minecraft with plugins that increase mob damage, remove the vanilla enchantment cap, introduce new magic weapons and vehicles, along with much more. The server is not pay to win, but offers options to support the server through purchasable ranks and cosmetics. Join the community today at https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay to win?	No, the server is not pay to win. We offer options to support the server through purchasable ranks and cosmetics, but gameplay is not affected by purchases.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server uses plugins that increase mob damage, remove the vanilla enchantment cap, introduce new magic weapons and vehicles, among other features.
How can I support the server?	You can support the server by purchasing ranks or cosmetics, joining the community on Discord, and contributing positively to the server environment.
Can I join the community on Discord?	Yes, you can join the community on Discord by visiting https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW and becoming part of the server community.

PiggyPocalypse Minecraft Server

agricultural pests, agriculture damage, animal control, crop destruction, environmental impact, feral hogs, hog hunting, hunting, hunting regulations, invasive species, Minecraft, nuisance animals, Pest Control, pig problem, PiggyPocalypse, population control, rural areas, Server, Wild Boar, Wild pigs, wildlife conservation, wildlife damage, wildlife management

Join our Minecraft server and help us fend off the evil crop-destroying creatures that roam our land! These pesky creatures are always causing chaos and wreaking havoc on our farms. But fear not, with your help, we can protect our precious crops and live in peace once again. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough of these creatures, you’ll unlock a special crop-protecting superpower that will make you the ultimate guardian of the harvest. So come join us and embark on this epic quest to save our crops and become a true hero in the world of Minecraft!

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CraftyFibs Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, CraftyFibs, current events, Deception, Ethics, falsehood, hidden agendas, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, modern society, moral philosophy, noble lie, philosophy, Plato, Politics, power dynamics, Propaganda, Server, social constructs, society, Truth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and embark on quests like no other, such as hunting down a rare breed of rainbow-colored creepers or rescuing a group of lost villagers who have mistaken you for their king.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens like these before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the noble lie of Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Ender Dragon who just wants to be friends.

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GardenGrief Minecraft Server

bee allergy, BEES, Communication, compromise, disagreement, EpiPen, garden, GardenGrief, household chores, LANDSCAPING, Minecraft, mowing, native plants, perspective, pollinator garden, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk, Server, social media, Summer, weeds, Yardwork, zucchinis

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s gardening adventures? Look no further! Our server is like a bee’s nest of excitement, with raised planting beds, vegetable gardens, and native pollinator plants galore!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual bees and wasps as you navigate through our buzzing landscapes. Don’t worry, we don’t provide EpiPens in-game, so you’ll have to rely on your quick reflexes to survive.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a rare zucchini or two hidden among the flowers. Just be sure to watch out for the virtual pollen allergies – we hear they can be quite deadly!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of gardening, Minecraft-style. Just remember, if you see a bee, don’t bother it – or you might end up with a virtual sting!

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ConfedFlagBeanBagDrama

4th of july, American Flag, anxiety, Apology, bean bags, Black, confederate flag, ConfedFlagBeanBagDrama, cornhole, Empathy, family, History, KKK, misunderstanding, Notre Dame, Party, racism, Rich, suburb, UNCOMFORTABLE, White

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the Confederate flag bean bags and drama of real life. Our server is so diverse, even the creepers come in all colors of the rainbow!

Join now and experience the thrill of running away from awkward family gatherings, just like the time you and your boyfriend made a dramatic exit from that 4th of July party. Who needs fireworks when you have explosive arguments with your mom about bean bags?

Don’t worry, our server is a safe space where you can shout history facts about the KKK without getting a glass bottle thrown at your head. And if anyone tries to tell you that you’re being overdramatic, just remember – in Minecraft, you can block them!

So, are you ready to escape the drama and embark on a new adventure? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, sometimes Minecraft is less chaotic than family gatherings.

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AlmostNamedMC Server

almost chosen, almost named, almost named after, almost named you, AlmostNamedMC, alternate names, baby names, childhood names, close calls, family traditions, name alternatives, name selection, naming choices, naming process, naming regrets, naming struggles, naming traditions, near misses, parental choices, parental decisions, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players? They once turned the entire spawn area into a giant trampoline just for laughs!

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on the server where the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

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