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Blocky Banter

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Votes:	2968
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Towns Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	1777

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Anime, Community, Content Creation, COSPLAY, Entertainment, family involvement, forced, FORCING, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, moms, Mother, ONLINE, Pekomama, Pics, Server, Stream, streaming, trope, virtual, Vtuber, vtuber’s trope

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Gods Slained:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	35
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ores Mined:	814
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta male, Chad, Crafty, DATING, envy, first date, Friend, hookup, Jealousy, Lads, lanklet, lanky, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, short girl, social dynamics, Stacy, Stacys, Stereotypes, Tall, tall guy, unemployed, Universe

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6184
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Conspiracy, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, hate, Historical conflicts, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, Jews, Kooky, Krew, meets, Minecraft, prejudice, Questionable, racism, Religion, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Supremacy, theories, white men

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

AFL, American First Language, bilingualism, Communication, education, English Second Language, esl, language acquisition, language acquisition theory, language development, language education, language learning, language learning resources, language learning strategies, language proficiency, language skills, Language Teaching, linguistic, linguistic diversity, LolCraft, multilingualism, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
New Chunks Explored:	654035	Towns Built:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

Antagonist, antagonist character, corrupt, Cruel, Dark, dark intentions, Diabolical, Evil, evil behavior, funhouse, IMMORAL, MALEVOLENT, malevolent actions., Malicious, Nefarious, Sinister, sinister motives, Steves, Twisted, Villain, villainous deeds, Wicked

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Votes:	7947
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3075
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!