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ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Falling into the Void:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	699740	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Star Shards Collected:	80

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

controversial relationships, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, madness, Minecraft, mudshark, peer influence, prejudice, racial dynamics, racism, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo relationships, teenage girls, teenage rebellion

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

ancient wisdom, benefit, cultural appropriation, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Jewish, kabbalah, knowledge, Minecraft, morality, Mysticism, personal growth, Religion, sacred texts, Secrets, self improvement, smp, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Buildings Constructed:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

WorkLifeCraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, burnout prevention, Communication, flexibility, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, Prioritization, productivity, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Struggling, Support, Time management, Tips, wellness, work-life balance, work-life integration, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Potions Brewed:	119	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

banter, best quote, blocky, Crafting, Deep quotes, famous quotes, favorite quote, impactful quotes, inspiration, life quotes, meaningful quotes, memorable quotes, motivational, Powerful Quotes, quips, quote of the day, quotes, quotes about life, quotes for inspiration, quotes for motivation, quotes for success, quotes to live by, thought-provoking quotes, wise words, words of wisdom

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Animals Bred:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

Access, Broadband, connectivity, digital divide, digital transformation, elon musk, Expansion, global communication, Infrastructure, innovation, internet, progress, remote areas, rushin, russia, russians, Satellite Internet, Space, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	267	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6247
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Foreign, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	198
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

fl6.bear-land.net

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, game design, game dev community, game development, halloween jam, helpful links, indie games, itch.io, Minecraft, obsproject, Recap, Resources, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter, webmcam

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Farms Harvested:	239
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic narrative game, friendship, general, holiday season, LGBTQ Representation, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, rewind time, smp, strange, supernatural power, true colors

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!