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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7459 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a majestic chicken and shoot lasers out of your eyes. I know, it sounds crazy, but I saw it happen to my friend Steve. He’s now the most powerful being in the server, all thanks to joining this magical place.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft god with powers beyond your wildest dreams! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you on this epic journey to health and happiness. Let’s goooooo!