Never Forgotten MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ForgetCraft Minecraft Server

never neglected, never fade, never abandoned, always cherished, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the zombies do the cha-cha slide!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of the hilt. They used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped unlimited chicken nuggets for them to feast on for eternity. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, NEVER FORGET to bring your sense of humor and your diamond pickaxe.

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Nero’s Not-So-Eternal Rest Minecraft Server

NotSoEternal, REST, deceased, love, Memory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie pigmen, participate in wild treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, and explore secret underground lairs filled with talking cows who give out questionable life advice.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ghost of Nero, a legendary player who haunts the land with his mischievous tricks and pranks. Will you be brave enough to face him and earn his respect, or will you end up as just another victim of his ghostly shenanigans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Rest in peace, Nero – your legacy lives on in our server!

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LOLcraft: Rest in Pieces

gone too soon, Rest in paradise, Fondly remembered, Tribute, Rest peacefully

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player from 1988 who haunts our server, offering tips and tricks from beyond the grave. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master!

We have insane mini-games like “Zombie Pig Jousting” where you ride on zombie pigs and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks. And don’t forget about our “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump across pools of lava while being chased by flaming chickens!

But the real reason to join our server is the epic PvP battles that happen every night at the haunted castle in the sky. Fight against other players using enchanted weapons and armor, all while dodging fireballs from the ghostly guardians that protect the castle.

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream in terror as you explore our crazy world.

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GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

microbiota, GutCraft, constipation, Adults, Poopocalypse

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

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”SmiteCraft Server”

strategy, MOBA, Gods, Warriors, Gaming Community

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

gender stereotypes, Women, female anger, female resentment, toxic femininity

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

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SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

due date, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, Canada, Pregnancy, best friends

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

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SecretSMPProfessions

7. Disaster restoration specialist, 12. Medical illustrator, 4. Forensic entomologist, 19. Voice actor, Cryptobotanist

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

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MineCraftDreams

fine dining, investment opportunities, musical instruments, luxury experiences, adventure sports

Are you tired of being a peasant in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a king without breaking the bank! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and live out all your royal fantasies without having to deal with pesky taxes or rebellions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

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LymanCraft Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, human rights violations, Ukraine, Conflict, diplomatic relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we got russian forces using scorched earth tactics in the lyman sector! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. watch out for the lava pits and exploding tnt, it’s a wild ride! if you’re looking for some intense action and chaos, this is the place to be. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be plundered. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

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