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CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	6847	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Votes:	1074	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Players Killed by Monsters:	975
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Farms Harvested:	315
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2829
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.