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Crafty LOLz Server: ‘/haha/ I Lava Myself’

51.81.62.131, Crafty, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, i hate myself, io, lava, lolz, Mega, Need You, party for the living, posscraft, posshouse, pray for the dead, see through, Server, steamcommunity, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a place where the dead pray and the living party? Look no further than our server, where we have a posshouse that is so posh, even the creepers wear top hats!

Join us and experience the ultimate editionpray for the dead event, where skeletons dance to disco music and zombies do the thriller dance. And don’t miss out on our party for the living, where villagers breakdance and pigs wear sunglasses.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has joined our Habits support group. And if you’re looking for a crazy adventure, come visit our posscraft world where the grass is neon pink and the trees are made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and let the madness begin!

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension Hops:	14

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Star Shards Collected:	61
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	New Chunks Explored:	42392
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Star Shards Collected:	236
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	204
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3868
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	New Chunks Explored:	397378
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!