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4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7856	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

Neckbeard Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Beard, beard growth, facial hair challenges, facial hair dilemma, facial hair genetics, facial hair growth, facial hair issues, facial hair patterns, facial hair solutions, facial hair struggle, facial hair troubles, facial hair woes, genetics, Grooming, male grooming, Minecraft, neck hair, neckbeard, neckbeard problems, no hair growth, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the exclusive club of neckbeards! Our server is the only place where your facial hair will grow exclusively on your neck, making you the envy of all other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds, but only those with the most majestic neckbeards can gain their trust.

So come join us and embrace your inner neckbeard on our Minecraft server – where the neckbeards reign supreme and the llamas hold the secrets to Minecraft riches!

CraftyMatureMines – Minecraft Server

21 years later, Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, Colorful, complex, complex anime, CraftyMatureMines, deep, deep anime, fat virgins, INTELLECT, LAIN, Lolis, Mature, mature anime, Minecraft, neckbeard, Server, slice of life, Thought-provoking, thought-provoking anime

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime Lain – deep, mature, and thought-provoking. Forget about lolis and slice of life, we’ve got intense battles, epic quests, and mind-bending puzzles that will challenge even the most intellectual of players.

Join us on this server and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs simple-minded players when you can surround yourself with the most elite gamers who are ready to take on any challenge thrown their way?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

BeardCraft: Grow a Beard Faster Than Mining Diamonds

#beard care, #beard styles, #facial hair, Beard, beard envy, beard goals, beard grooming tips, beard growth, beard length, beard maintenance, beard trends, BeardCraft, diamonds, Faster, full beard, genetics, Grooming, grow, Masculinity, Men’s Fashion, Mining, neckbeard, patience, personal style, self-care, time commitment

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	132
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crops Grown:	3820
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even your character can grow a luscious BEARD faster than you can say “diamond sword”! Our server is so magical, it will make your character’s facial hair grow in real time. Don’t believe us? Just ask our player who now has a beard longer than Rapunzel’s hair!

Join us and witness the MIRACLE of instant beard growth while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Who needs potions when you have a majestic beard to protect you? Our server is the only place where your beard can level up faster than your character!

So come on, join us and see how long it takes for you to grow a beard like this. Spoiler alert: it won’t take long at all! See you in the game, bearded warriors!

Crafty9k: The Ultimate Neckbeard Minecraft Server

appreciation, art, character design, Community, compliments, Crafty9k, creativity, encouragement, friend’s OC, friendship, Kindness, Minecraft, neckbeard, Online Community, Original Character, positivity, r9k, Server, Support, Ultimate, Unique, Uplifting, virtual friends, Wholesome

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your friend’s OC? Look no further! Our server is filled with unicorns, dragons, and even talking potatoes! Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle. Plus, rumor has it that if you say something nice about your friend’s OC, you’ll unlock a secret realm filled with dancing pandas and flying pigs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GServersMC.xyz

Anarchy, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, Factionsuuid, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Welcome to GSERVERSMC!

IP: g.gserversmc.xyz

Come and experience the best Minecraft adventure today!

G.GServersmc.xyz

No Cheating AI Minecraft Server

AI anti-cheating, ai technology, anti-hacking measures, automatic detection, Ban system, cheat detection software, Cheaters, Cheating, cheating algorithms, cheating detection, cheating in video games, cheating prevention, Fair Play, game security, Gaming Community, gaming ethics, Minecraft, online gaming, player behavior, Player monitoring, pvp games, Server, super AI

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dimension Hops:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	58654	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of getting wrecked by cheaters in every PVP game you play? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server has the most advanced AI anti-cheating system that will ban those pesky cheaters faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Our AI is so smart, it can detect if a player is using x-ray vision to find diamonds or flying around like a glitchy ender dragon. Join our server and experience fair gameplay like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our AI has a secret crush on Steve and will do anything to protect him from cheaters. So come join us and help our AI find love in a world full of cheaters!

Back to Minecraft SMP

back in time, back to the past, desire, Homesick, longing, longing for the past, looking back, Memories, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, past, pining, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, RETURN, sentimental, smp, wanting to return, wishful, wistful, yearning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens have formed their own government, and the villagers are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because we also have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and flying llamas that drop diamonds wherever they go.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco club where the Endermen like to breakdance. We also have a giant maze filled with traps, treasure, and a very confused panda who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time, summon dragons, and turn their enemies into harmless bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventure of your life!

UnderwearCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, Birthday, corset, curves, Flowers, gift, House, income, jewelry, job offer, lingerie, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Ninja blender, relationship, Server, thong, underwear, UnderwearCraft, victoria’s secret, weight gain, Wife, wrong size

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the player became the richest player in all of Minecraft land and built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. Who knows, maybe you could be the next Minecraft millionaire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon racing competition. Compete against other players in a thrilling race to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the title of Dragon Slayer Champion. The winner gets a prize so rare and valuable, it’s said to be worth more than a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and epic quests await you in our pixelated paradise!

MommaCraft: F Off Edition

Besties, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, Edition, emotional, ER visit, family, food poisoning, misunderstanding, mom, MommaCraft, overbearing, Pregnancy, reconciliation, relationships, Space, Support, Tension, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Animals Bred:	145	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more chaotic than a pack of wolves? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on drama and tension. Witness epic battles between players as they navigate through complicated relationships and conflicting emotions.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a front-row seat to the ultimate showdown between a mother-in-law and a pregnant wife. Watch as they duke it out in a battle of wills, with puke-filled ER visits and passive-aggressive food offerings. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us today! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome, but creepers are not.

DeathtasticCelebHoax

Celebrity, celebrity death hoax, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, DeathtasticCelebHoax, Deception, Disappearance, disappearance theory, Enigma, Escape, faked death, famous person, hoax, Mystery, speculation, staged death, staged disappearance, theory, unsolved mystery, vanish, vanish without a trace

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Crops Grown:	8370	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories! We have secret tunnels leading to underground bunkers where Elvis Presley and Tupac are chilling together, sipping on diamond-studded milkshakes. But that’s not all – we also have a hidden portal to a parallel universe where Michael Jackson is moonwalking on the moon! So come on down and solve the mystery of which famous person successfully faked their death – the answer might just blow your blocky mind!

CraftyNATOvsRussia

Ally, artillery, Conflict, CraftyNATOvsRussia, Defense, eastern europe, foreign affairs, fund, funding, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, nato, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, Seized Russian Assets, Support, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Emeralds Found:	2827
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9464
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, we got this crazy story where, like, NATO allies, like, took over some russian assets and used them to fund artillery for ukraine. like, what even is that, bro?

join this server and, like, experience the wildest adventures ever. build crazy stuff, battle epic monsters, and, like, maybe even start a world war or something. who knows, man? anything can happen in this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna be a total blast, like, for real.

HeartThieves LifeSteal SMP

active community, battle, bedrock, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom events, Discord, Economy, epic events, Factions, Health Stealing, java, join now, LifeSteal, Platform, Player Base, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Solo, strength, Stronger, Survival, team-up, Trust

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Villages Defended:	8
Votes:	2573	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Welcome to HeartThieves LifeSteal SMP!

Dive into the ultimate survival experience where every heart counts.

In the world of HeartThieves, every kill you make steals health from your enemies. Trust is scarce, and every battle could be your last!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Kill or be killed! Steal health to grow stronger. PvP & Raiding: Fight, raid, and conquer. Custom Events: Participate in epic server-wide events. Java & Bedrock Support: Play with friends on any platform! Active Community: Team up or go solo in a growing player base.

Join now and prove your strength! https://discord.gg/ZGnRNmRD6p

50.20.202.4:26980

Holicraft Network

Adventure, alliances, Anarchic, Anarchy, Bedwars, Challenges, Chaos, combat arenas, Community, Events, holicraft network, Knockbackffa, Minecraft, open world, PvP, Rewards, Survival, Survival Games, Team Battles, unique experience, Void

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Holicraft Network – Discover your new Minecraft adventure!

Modalities: – Survival: Survive, explore and build in an open world full of challenges. – Bedwars: Defend your bed and destroy enemy beds in epic team battles. – Anarchic: Live in a world without rules, where you can form alliances or cause chaos at will. – KnockBackFFA: Face other players in combat arenas where the objective is not to fall into the void.

Join our community and enjoy events, rewards and a unique experience in each modality!

mc.holicraft.info

SapphireWorld 1.20-1.21 CREATIVE Minecraft server

1.20, 1.21, Creative, Creative Server, description, GIF, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, SapphireWorld, SapphireWorld Creative, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Creative Server

sapphire.b2t.world