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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4882 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 120 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.