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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7674 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 81 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 199 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!