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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1220 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 459 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.