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Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Votes:	6335	Love Letters Sent:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
New Chunks Explored:	793842	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

adventurous eating, bizarre dining, bizarre dishes, culinary adventures, culinary exploration, eaten, exotic dishes, exotic food, odd delicacies, peculiar meals, rare delicacies, strange flavors, strange foods, uncommon animals, unique dining experiences, unusual cuisine, unusual meats, weird food combinations, WeirdEatsCraft, weirdest animal, wild game

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6345	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crops Grown:	9406	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ores Mined:	7437	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Villages Defended:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, attraction, confusion, Divine, divine purpose, FAITH, FemmeCraft, Gender Identity, God’s Plan, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, non-binary, personal growth, Questioning, religious beliefs, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Spiritual Journey, Transgender

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!

Festive Santa’s Minecraft SMP Radio Show

/r/s, 2024.., celebration, christmas, christmas eve, Community, Day, DECEMBER, favourite image, Festive, holiday, image, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Play, post, R/a/dio Thread #12, Radio, Santas, Show, smp, Thread, tradition

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Towns Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have the best memes this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

EarlyBirdCraft

early birds, early morning chat, early morning risers, early morning routine, early morning vibes, early risers, EarlyBirdCraft, feeling awake, good morning, morning chatter, morning check-in, morning conversation, morning energy, morning greetings, morning motivation, morning people, morning positivity, morning routine, morning wellness, rise and shine, starting the day

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So why wait? Join now and start your day off with a bang!

CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem

aggression, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem, Crisis, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, inhumane, international relations, Military, missile attack, peacekeeping efforts, Political, RETALIATION, Russian Christmas Day, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

lol this server is lit af, like hotter than a Russian missile attack on Christmas Day! join us and experience the chaos and mayhem of a war-torn world where creepers are the least of your worries.

we got more drama than a Ukrainian president denouncing inhumane attacks, and more action than a drone strike hitting its target.

come build your base, fight off mobs, and maybe even start a revolution against the oppressive rule of the Ender Dragon.

join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. just like Zelenskyy facing off against Putin, you’ll never be the same again.