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my thoughts will probably offend you Minecraft Servers

  • TelAvivCraft Casualties

    TelAvivCraft Casualties
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 1685
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 318 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets outer space meets a unicorn disco party! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons, my dude.

    First off, our server has a secret underground lair where you can ride rainbow-colored pigs while battling evil zombie llamas. Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie llamas. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we also have a floating castle made entirely out of cheese. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a cheese castle, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday night where players can participate in a massive water balloon fight with the admins. And let me tell you, those admins have some serious water balloon skills. It’s like they were born with water balloons in their hands.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos. Yeah, it could happen.

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  • Veridax: The Unofficial Meeting Place for Disgruntled Sheep & Annoying Creepers

    Veridax: The Unofficial Meeting Place for Disgruntled Sheep & Annoying Creepers
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 1449
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Divine Spears Created: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Veridax! 🌍

    Embark on a thrilling adventure in Veridax, a SMP server where every player is made to feel right at home. Whether you’re on Java or Bedrock, our 1.21 server has something special for everyone. Join now!

    Server Details:

    Server Type Java/Bedrock 1.21 SMP
    IP Address veridax.uk.to
    Location Europe

    Why Join Veridax?

    • ✨ Custom Terrain: Immerse yourself in breathtaking landscapes with our unique Terralith-generated worlds.
    • 💼 Job Opportunities: Earn rewards by taking on a variety of jobs and gathering essential resources.
    • 🛒 Marketplace: Buy, sell, and trade items through player-run shops and dynamic auctions.
    • 🎯 AuraSkills: Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities to enhance your gameplay.
    • 🏡 Set Homes: Save and easily teleport to your favorite locations across the server.
    • 🚀 Teleportation: Use teleport commands like /tps and /rtps for swift travel across Veridax.
    • 🗺️ Live Map: Stay oriented with a real-time map of the Veridax world. Find the link on our Discord server.
    • ⚰️ Graves: When the worst happens, your items are safe for 3 hours at your personalized grave.

    Stay Secure:

    • 🛡️ Land Protection: Safeguard your builds with our claim system and keep griefers at bay.

    Connect With Us:

    • 💬 Join Our Discord: Get the Bedrock port, connect with the community, and stay up-to-date with all server news.

    Are you ready to start your epic journey? Dive into Veridax today and become a valued member of our growing community!

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  • Phone Lurker Minecraft Server

    Phone Lurker Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 2414
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Towns Built: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of paying attention in class and actually learning something? Then join our Minecraft server where education is a thing of the past! Our server is full of dank memes, ridiculous builds, and non-stop trolling. Say goodbye to studying and hello to endless hours of mindless fun. Join now and embrace your inner high school slacker!

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  • Chaos Lover Minecraft SMP

    Chaos Lover Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 5255
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds pretty houses and farms all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is a hot mess of chaos and insanity, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

    Join us if you love the thrill of never knowing if your house will still be standing when you log back in. We’ve got griefers, thieves, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to say hello (by blowing up your stuff, of course).

    But don’t worry, it’s not all destruction and mayhem. We also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that drama.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s anything but boring, come join us on our SMP. Just be prepared for the chaos, because once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

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  • MommaCraft – Time to Lawyer Up!

    MommaCraft – Time to Lawyer Up!
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 5743
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5391 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, legal battles, and home renovations gone wrong!

    Imagine logging in to find your virtual home painted a hideous shade of white by your own mother and brother, without your permission! Watch as your virtual wife takes legal action against them, with the help of her lawyer sister-in-law. Will your virtual family survive the chaos? Will your virtual mom be able to find a new virtual home? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! With cameras installed in every virtual corner, you never know what drama will unfold next. Will you stand by your virtual family, or will you be caught in the middle of a virtual divorce? Join now and witness the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

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  • TooMuchMinecraftSMP

    TooMuchMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 8481
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Diamonds? Nope. XP? Nah. The answer is DRAMA, baby! And that’s exactly what you’ll get on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of betrayals, alliances, and epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your friendships).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a poultry empire so vast that even Colonel Sanders would be jealous. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you challenge his rule? The choice is yours, but be warned – crossing him may result in a chicken army descending upon your base in retaliation.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama riding a pig into battle while a group of players break out into a spontaneous dance party? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that awaits you on our server. Join now and prepare for the ride of your Minecraft life!

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  • JaffaTerrorMC Server

    JaffaTerrorMC Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 6508
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Potions Brewed: 168
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Crops Grown: 8495

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is your boredom! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than a barrel of creepers!

    get ready to be blown away by our insane builds, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

    we have a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. you’ll never be bored with us, unless you count the time we all got stuck in a pit of quicksand and had to dig our way out with our bare hands.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and see why our server is the bomb, literally, because one time someone accidentally set off a TNT explosion that wiped out half the map. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 7665
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yes u! do u want to join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well u better join ours cuz we got 102 missiles fired from Iran towards Israel! yea u heard that right, we got all the action and drama u need in ur minecraft life. join now and see if u can survive the chaos and destruction, or maybe even launch ur own missile attack! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Theater Nerd High School Squad

    Theater Nerd High School Squad
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 9424
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 197
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Falling into the Void: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. why should you join? well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

    first off, our server is run by a group of talking llamas who are also expert minecraft players. they will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama charm.

    secondly, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where all the mobs from the game come to dance and let loose. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting a move on the dance floor.

    thirdly, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control all the chickens in the game.

    and finally, our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows the most epic and hilarious players to enter. so if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and wild world, come join us and let the adventure begin!

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