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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1731 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
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