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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9987 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1775 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!