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MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Items Found:	8773	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7544	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

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Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Love Letters Sent:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, chebs, fucking, fucking lovely, fucking massive, Invasion, long tail tags: ones, Lovely, Massive, Minecraft, onesedish, sedish, smp, SMPBritCraft, too

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mines Excavated:	4481
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9286
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!

EstateSplit Minecraft Server

access to funds, Communication Issues, estate distribution, estate money, Estate Planning, EstateSplit, family trust, financial dispute, financial responsibility, Financial Security, financial transparency, future planning, Inheritance, legal rights, Minecraft, money management, personal bank account, Server, sibling relationships, Siblings, tax concerns, trust issues, Will

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and family feuds over money? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister hoarding your inheritance money until 2025. Instead, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. Plus, if something happens to your in-game character, you can always respawn and try again!

So why wait for your real-life inheritance when you can start amassing wealth and power in our Minecraft world today? Join us and leave all your family drama behind!

BoyfriendBluesMC

boyfriend expectations, boyfriend troubles, BoyfriendBluesMC, communication problems, emotional stress, feeling frustrated, feeling guilty, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling pressured, ignoring calls, long-distance relationship, not answering calls, phone etiquette, relationship challenges, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, school stress, Time management

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where communication is key – just like in this long distance relationship drama! Join us and experience the thrill of trying to connect with someone who always seems to be one step ahead of you. Will you be able to answer the call in time, or will you be left feeling like you’re the problem? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

MeatLoverMinecraft SMP

bacon, barbecue, Beef, carnivore, chicken, duck, favorite meat, grilled meat, Lamb, meat dishes, meat lovers, MeatLoverMinecraft, Pork, protein, Rabbit, ribs, SAUSAGE, smp, steak, turkey, veal, venison

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can feast on is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole buffet of meats for you to choose from! From chicken wings that make you fly to beef that gives you super strength, we’ve got it all!

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the animals are not only friendly but also delicious! Who needs to farm for wheat when you can just hunt down a herd of bacon cows? And don’t even get me started on the legendary golden steak that grants you invincibility for 10 minutes!

So come on down to our server and sink your teeth into some juicy, mouth-watering meats. Just be careful not to anger the vegetarian players or they might unleash their tofu army on you!

SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found

determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, LOSE WEIGHT, Lost, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success story, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, weight loss transformation, wellness

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9051	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of trying every diet and exercise plan under the sun with no results? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in a week from all the intense clicking and keyboard smashing. So say goodbye to boring gym routines and hello to virtual weight loss on our server!

KharkivHavocCraft

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, glide bombs, injured, international news, Kharkiv, KharkivHavocCraft, Military Action, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up cities like russia with 5 glide bombs!!! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down your enemies like a boss. don’t worry, no real people get hurt, just virtual explosions and chaos! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of your life, trust us, you won’t regret it!