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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 9570 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 240 |
Mines Excavated: | 3471 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 354701 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately see a player with hair so greasy it could rival a slime block. But wait, there’s more! This player re-wears the same jacket for days on end, creating a unique aroma that will have you questioning your life choices. And don’t even get us started on the teeth as yellow as a block of gold!
But fear not, for this player is on a quest to improve their personal hygiene and you can join in on the fun! Help them wash their hair more than once a week, encourage them to wear deodorant in the scorching Minecraft heat, and maybe even teach them the wonders of toothpaste.
Join now for a server experience like no other! Who needs diamonds and enchantments when you have the thrill of helping a fellow player level up their hygiene game? It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!