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Limbustopia SMP – Limbus Company General #1836

Required reading, official site, LCG, Upcoming Extractions, Target Extraction

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Season 4 is in full swing, and things are getting wilder than ever.

Join us as we embark on epic quests like the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against mirror monsters and twisted reflections of yourself. Or hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where you’ll have to wear a silly mask to ride the train (trust us, it’s worth it).

But the real highlight of this SMP is the upcoming event, Chapter 6.5 – Murder on the WARP Express. Who killed Ishmael? Was it the E.G.O or the MultiCrack Office Fixer Heathcliff? Only by joining our server will you uncover the truth and maybe even win a Wild Hunt Heathcliff as a reward!

Don’t miss out on the insanity and join now! Just be prepared for unexpected twists, outrageous shenanigans, and maybe even a few spoilers from Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. See you in the chaos!

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Limbustopia SMP – Limbus Co. Gen. #1834

Library of Ruina, Official twitter, Mirror Dungeon, Useful resources, Mirror of the Wuthering

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and get ready for some wild adventures! Join us as we embark on crazy quests, build epic structures, and uncover mysterious secrets hidden within the world.

In our latest event, Murder on the WARP Express, players must solve the case of the missing diamonds before the train reaches its final destination. Will you crack the case or will you be left in the dust?

But that’s not all – we have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Wild Hunt for the elusive Heathcliff. Join us for a chance to win exclusive rewards and bragging rights!

Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now and dive into the madness. Who knows what insane stories and outrageous reasons you’ll encounter on our server. See you in the world of chaos and creativity!

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NoPainNoGainMC Server

Communication, NoPainNoGainMC, discomfort, holiday, Cuts

Are you tired of being forced into activities you hate by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of aquatics programs! No more sailing, swimming, or snorkeling against your will – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world.

On our server, you can be as lanky and tall as you want without fear of getting hit by a boom. No more cuts from scraping on rocks while snorkeling – just smooth sailing through pixelated waters.

Say goodbye to shallow water snorkeling and hello to deep dives into epic adventures. And best of all, no more “I’m an adult, so you are wrong” excuses – just a community of fellow gamers who understand your pain.

Join now and leave the aquatics program drama behind. Let’s sail into a world of endless possibilities together!

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DadCraft – Stop the Racism!

interracial relationship, white passing, STOP, microaggressions, family dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shades of vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own olive-skinned, hairy masterpiece of a world.

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re advocating for black rights, trans rights, or just trying to survive in a world full of snaggy comments. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a white dad or being half Greek – we love all players, no matter their DNA test results.

So come on in and unpack your racism with us, as we explore the boundaries of what it means to be a social justice warrior in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads along the way!

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CraftyExecutions Minecraft Server

iran, WOMENS RIGHTS, death penalty, Minecraft, Political unrest

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN IRAN IN 2024! WE EXECUTE OVER 900 NOOBS A DAY, INCLUDING DOZENS OF WOMEN (jk jk, we don’t do that, we just slay them in PVP).

COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)

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CraftyBerlin

foreign affairs, Dead, Pakistan, international relations, suspicious death

lol u wont believe wat happened on our minecraft server! a german diplomat was found dead in islamabad… jk jk, but seriously, we have the craziest adventures waiting for u on our server! join us if u want to explore epic builds, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious deaths (jk again lol). come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! u never know what u might find on our server… maybe even a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Smoking Blocker Server

Psychiatry, Secondary Analysis, bupropion, placebo, behavioral therapy

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?

we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!

so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?

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Enchanted Pixel Land 1.21

ugly shitter, promiscuous, PIXEL, MILLIONAIRE, Prostitute

Join our Minecraft server and make virtual money to support your STEM studies! No need to resort to real-life prostitution, just play and earn in-game currency. And who knows, you might even find a virtual millionaire to babytrap! Stop crying about not having a girlfriend in real life, join us and live out your wildest fantasies in the Minecraft world!

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ExFamilyGriefCraft

Financial, Rent, groceries, ExFamilyGriefCraft, apartment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never passive aggressively judge you for losing your job or struggling financially! Our community is all about supporting each other through thick and thin, just like how you support your ex-husband’s entire family on your own dime.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world with us. Who needs a job when you can escape into the virtual realm and leave all your real-life problems behind? Plus, we have a special feature where you can punch passive aggressive villagers in the face – it’s therapeutic, trust us.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of your ex’s family. We’ve got your back, no matter what crazy promises you may have made in the past. Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time!

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MissileMayhemMC

sortie, (PILOT), fighter jet, Ukrainian Air Force, aircraft

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even a Ukrainian F-16 pilot be playin’ on it! He set a record by shootin’ down SIX cruise missiles in one go! Like, what even?! If u wanna be as epic as him, u gotta join dis server ASAP! Who knows, maybe u can shoot down seven missiles or even a whole army of creepers! Join now and be a legend like the Ukrainian F-16 pilot!

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