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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 4681 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.