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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8903 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Farms Harvested: | 580 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you enjoy dodging creepers while riding pigs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic llama races through the Nether.
Our server is filled with wacky characters, like Bob the Zombie who moonlights as a stand-up comedian and Sally the Skeleton who hosts the most lit dance parties in all of Minecraft. You never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!
But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hunt that leads to the mythical Golden Pickaxe of Destiny! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on their enemies.
So come join us at vgh Britannia… if you dare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
