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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2957 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3953 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
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