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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8061 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
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