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PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ores Mined:	8466	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Potions Brewed:	139
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	711
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3898
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594

Passion Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, Victory

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	937534	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.

But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

EmbraceTheCringe – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, EmbraceTheCringe, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, shame, smp, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Magic Items Found:	7964
Crops Grown:	8409	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being unapologetically weird is not just accepted, it’s encouraged! Have you ever been shamed for your love of building giant statues of llamas or creating a house entirely made out of cake? Well, here, we celebrate your unique quirks and embrace the madness.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. From epic battles with flying pigs to underground dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re tired of conforming to society’s boring standards and want to let your freak flag fly, come join us and be a part of our eccentric community. Who knows, you might just find your tribe of fellow weirdos who will appreciate you for the glorious oddball that you are.

CraftInsomnia

avoiding caffeine, avoiding screens, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, exercise for better sleep, herbal remedies, insomnia, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, sleep aids, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep remedies, sleep schedule, sleep tips, sleeplessness, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101

Join our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so hilarious that they’ll have you laughing all night long! Our creepers tell the best jokes, the zombies breakdance, and the skeletons have a stand-up comedy routine that’s to die for. Plus, our Ender Dragon is a master at playing the kazoo – you won’t want to miss it! So if you’re looking for a sleepless night filled with laughter and fun, come join us on our wacky Minecraft server!

HanwhaCraft: Romanian Armor Factory

aerospace, aerospace and defense, aerospace giant, armor, armored vehicle, armored vehicle factory, begin.., Defense, FACTORY, GIANT, Hanwha, Hanwha Aerospace, HanwhaCraft, Korean, Korean aerospace, Korean aerospace and defense, Korean defense, Romania, Romanian, vehicle factory, work

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	2116	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

come join this epic minecraft server where we have korean aerospace and defense giant hanwha aerospace building armored vehicles in romania!!! why would you want to miss out on that??? imagine driving around in a tank while fighting off creepers and zombies, all thanks to hanwha aerospace!!! plus, rumor has it that if you join the server, you might even get a free tank to use in the game!!! don’t be a square, join now and experience the ultimate armored vehicle adventure in minecraft!!!

Youthful Monkey Metformin Server

aging process, anti-aging, brain aging, brain function, brain health, China, cognitive decline, cognitive function, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Fountain Of Youth, Longevity, medical breakthrough, medication, metformin, MONKEY, monkeys, neurology, pharmaceuticals, scientific research, Server, Youthful, youthfulness

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing cray cray. dis server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, just like dat common diabetes drug metformin. scientists in china found dat monkeys who play on dis server age slower in da brain. so, if u wanna keep ur brain young and fresh, join dis server now! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. yea, u heard me right. u can ride on a flying pig while having a convo with a cow. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waiting for? join now and stay forever young in ur brain, just like dem monkeys in china.

NEW ERA

Adventure, building, Community, contributors, Discord, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Exploration, Gaming, growth, Launch, Minecraft, new era, NuevaEra, Project, Server, Support, Survival, Survival Games, TEAM, TheEzeYT, Unique

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Welcome to NewEra!

We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

play.nuevaera.xyz:19218