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AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Potions Brewed:	76
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3428

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	566	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	84	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Towns Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	4568
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	9166	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Void Armor Forged:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Emeralds Found:	8027	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	191
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Void Armor Forged:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.