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MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Votes:	9046	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Votes:	415
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25569

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5859

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

209.133.199.198:50185

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7109	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	170	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	138	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1046

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1732
Alien Abductions:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Void Armor Forged:	17
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	720	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!