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CraftyGrannyDaycareBan

Boundaries, child development, Communication, CraftyGrannyDaycareBan, daycare, emotions, exhaustion, family dynamics, infant care, Jealousy, mother-in-law, parenting, postpartum depression, privacy concerns, Protective, quality time, rainbow baby, relationships, Therapy, visitation, work-life balance

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ores Mined:	5608	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Are you tired of your mother-in-law swooping in like a superhero to spend quality time with your baby at daycare? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious little one from unwanted visitors, like your mother-in-law who just can’t seem to stay away. Create a daycare in Minecraft where only you have the power to decide who gets to interact with your baby.

Don’t worry about fully grown women disrupting your daycare routine – on our server, you’re the boss! Plus, you can spend as much awake time with your virtual baby as you want, without any interference from pesky in-laws.

Join now and build a world where jealousy and frustration don’t exist – unless it’s jealousy over who has the coolest Minecraft daycare, of course!

DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, comedy, corny jokes, cringeworthy jokes, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laugh, dad life, dad puns, dad quotes, DadJokeMVP, eye-rolling jokes, funny, groaners, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, silly jokes, smp, standing ovation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	48
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	152	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

RobTheRichCraft

activism, class warfare, corporate greed, double standards, economic exploitation, economic systems, ethical standards, Fairness, income disparity, Justice, Mark Twain, Moral values, POVERTY, power dynamics, revolution, RobTheRichCraft, social commentary, social justice, societal critique, societal norms, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of being robbed by the rich in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players! When the rich try to steal from the poor, we call it a PvP battle and let the poor fight back with all their might! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic experience where everyone has a chance to be the top dog, no matter their in-game wealth. Plus, Mark Twain himself would have loved to see the crazy antics that go down on our server! So come on and join the fun, where the underdogs always have a fighting chance!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

administration, Conflict Resolution, constructive talks, CraftyTrump, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, US, White House, world news

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Void Armor Forged:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.

so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!

TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Nap Time

astronomical observation, Astronomy, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic event, discovery, early universe, Food, Galaxy, massive black hole, NAP, Observation, overeating, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Space, Spotted, study, Time

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6388	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9634	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	109
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!