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Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General

Algorand, avalanche, Binance Smart Chain, Blockchain, Cardano, Cosmos, cryptocurrency, Cryptos, decentralized finance, Elrond, ethereum, Fantom, general, Harmony, Hedera Hashgraph, LAYER, Layer 1 crypto, Near Protocol, nfts, polkadot, smp, solana, terra, Tezos, vechain

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6068
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Crops Grown:	5388
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Star Shards Collected:	111

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is crypto! That’s right, instead of diamonds and emeralds, we trade in Bitcoin and Ethereum.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered. How about building a rollercoaster out of NFTs? We’ve got that too.

And don’t even get us started on the layer 1 cryptos. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with experts who will analyze which crypto has the best chance to moon. Will it be Bitcoin? Ethereum? Or maybe even a new crypto called Shreklite that’s made entirely out of ogre farts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest crypto-fueled adventure of your life!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

attentive, convenience store, Cooking, currency difference, devastated, different diets, eating habits, family, food in the fridge, grocery store, HangryCraft, humble beginnings, International trip, Meals, Minecraft, Miserable, parents, Server, STARVING, third-world country, Visiting, working from home

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a better dining experience than OP’s parents had during their visit!

Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on virtual food to your heart’s content. Our kitchen is always fully stocked with pixelated goodies, and you can cook up a storm whenever you want. No need to worry about going hungry or spending money at the convenience store like OP’s poor parents did.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can take your in-game family out for a virtual dinner every day, without breaking the bank! Just imagine the joy of watching your blocky parents chow down on delicious Minecraft meals, all thanks to your generosity.

So come on over to our server and let’s eat, mine, and craft together in harmony. And remember, don’t be like OP – always make sure your virtual family is well-fed and happy!

ShampooWarsCraft

communication problem, expensive shampoo, hair care, personal hygiene, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate conflict resolution, roommate confrontation, roommate etiquette, roommate issue, roommate living situation, roommate relationship, roommate respect, roommate tension, roommate understanding, ShampooWarsCraft, sharing expenses

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	292	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Animals Bred:	163
Alien Abductions:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it’s expensive shampoo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and hair-raising conflicts over bathroom products.

Imagine a world where your precious shampoo is constantly disappearing, and the culprit is none other than your roommate! Will you confront them in the virtual world, or let the tension simmer until it explodes like a creeper?

Embark on quests to protect your precious loot, whether it’s diamonds or deluxe hair care products. Will you be the hero who stands up for your right to silky smooth locks, or will you be the villain who sneaks into someone else’s inventory for a quick steal?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before. Who knew that a bottle of shampoo could cause such chaos in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the shampoo wars begin!

SmellCraft – What’s Your Scent?

appealing, aroma, calming, Comforting, delightful, Enjoyable, Favorite, fond, Fragrance, Fresh, invigorating, long-lasting, memorable, nostalgic, pleasant, Relaxing, scent, smell, SmellCraft, soothing, SWEET, whats

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the air is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right – unicorn farts! Our server is so magical that even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the smell of rainbows and glitter. So come on over and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

BrigadeCraft – Gear up or get creeped out!

Army, BrigadeCraft, Brigades, creeped, Defense, defense budget, defense procurement, Equipment, Gear, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military modernization, military personnel, military preparedness, military readiness, military strength, military training, national security, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrainian government, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Items Found:	1177	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, like, ukraine is all like “we need more military stuff” but they can’t even equip like, half of their brigades? lol what a fail, amirite? but like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally be the hero ukraine needs! join us and help them equip all their brigades with diamond swords and enchanted armor! show zelenskyy how it’s done, yo! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan epic battles against the evil mobs and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! #ukraine #minecraft #diamondswordsarelife 😂🤣🤪

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

Argent Dawn, Bee, busybodies, Bzzbzz, CraftyCraft, EU, Femhumies, GLOBO FOMO, guild, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Server, the war within, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community, X-faction

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where Femhumies roam free and rule the land! We have a special edition just for Femhumies where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret war brewing within the server that will keep you on your toes. Join a faction and fight for glory and honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special invite to the NA WoWg community where you can join the X-faction and dominate the virtual world. Plus, our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn is always looking for new members to join their crazy adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bee nice to other busybodies as you embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Bzzbzz!

Grotesquerie Minecraft SMP Countdown

celebration, community event, costume contest, costume party, countdown, Event, Fall, Grotesquerie, Halloween, haunted house, Horror, Minecraft, monster mash, nine days left, October, RSVP, Scary, smp, spooky, Thriller, Trick or Treat, Upcoming Event

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Alien Abductions:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding pigs and lava traps to win a prize of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, employee behavior, FIRED, FiredCraft, front desk, guest requests, guest services, Guilt, Hotel, Housekeeping, job responsibilities, Minecraft, new job, Professionalism, Server, supervisor, tattle tale, team dynamics, teamwork, Termination, workplace dynamics

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!

MommaBan Minecraft Server

alcohol, Alcoholic, baby shower, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, family, family dynamics, Grandchild, helicopter parent, in-laws, Minecraft, MommaBan, mother-in-law, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Rude, Safety, Server, weight, work

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Enchantments Applied:	245	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Instant Cure City

Advanced technology, APPOINTMENTS, canceling, city, colds, commitments, convenience, cure, efficiency, EXCUSE, future technology, futuristic, Headaches, health, Healthcare, innovation, INSTANT, instant cure, medical advancements, productivity, progress, Time management, wellness

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty