CraftyCommiesVP2020

Allies, authoritarian, China, congratulated, contested, controversy, CraftyCommiesVP2020, Democracy, Disputed, election, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, power, Socialist, Support, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Items Found:	3977
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire just like maduro did in venezuela!!! china even congratulated him after he won the election, so u know it’s gonna be lit af here. build ur own dictatorship or overthrow the government, the possibilities are endless! join now and be a part of the madness!

BoomerBowsAndBacks

aging, back pain, back strain, body mechanics, BoomerBowsAndBacks, bowing, bowing etiquette, cultural norms, Cultural traditions, Etiquette, health, injury, Japan, Japanese customs, muscle injury, muscle strain, over 40, physical discomfort, physical strain, spinal health, traditional practices

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	41	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Playground

AI analysis, behavioral patterns, communication skills, digital footprint, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, genuine smile, high-profile influencers, LinkedIn profiles, narcissistic traits, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online presence, personality assessment, personality disorders, personality traits, Playground, professional networking, psychological analysis, public speaking, self-promotion, social media behavior, Social Skills

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	7631	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where all da cool kids hang out? Well, lemme tell ya, our server is like a magnet for all dem narcissists out there! We did some fancy AI analysis and found out dat narcissists love following high-profile peeps, don’t smile in their pics, and think they’re da bomb at public speaking. So if you think you’re da hottest thing since sliced bread, come join us and show off your mad skills at building epic structures and slaying dem creepers! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of self-absorbed players who think they’re da best thing since diamonds? So come on over and join da fun, cuz we’re da place to be for all dem narcissistic Minecrafters out there!

Classic and Unique

Anarchy, classic, Development, KitPvP, Minigames, older era, Parkour, player interaction, Skyblocks, smp, socialization, Unique

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	105
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of all the SMPs, SkyBlocks, and Anarchy servers? Want a server where real people will actually talk to and interact with you? Classic and Unique seeks foster that experience of player to player socialization. We’re currently in our early development phase, but if you see 1-2 people online, please don’t hesitate to stop by and say hello. This server can be anything in the future, but our goal is to develop a system that encourages socialization unique minigames reminiscent of an older era of Minecraft. Currently, we have kitpvp and parkour.

172.235.37.214

SimplyCity – Where you spend more time claiming land than actually playing Minecraft

Chestshop, Claiming, community-driven, discord server, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Griefprevention, Java 1.21, Land, Mature Community, Minecraft, no home, no-tp, Pay2Win, Player Run Economy, Playing, pre-generated worlds, PvP enabled, Ranks, sell subclaims, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, SimplyCity, spend, Time, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Votes:	8472
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Crops Grown:	7548	New Chunks Explored:	232820
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

SimplyCity Minecraft Server

Server IP: 46.4.224.103:25776

SimplyCity is a semi-vanilla survival server that focuses on building an economy around player shops. Build your shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players. You can buy cosmetic ranks (e.g. /sit, /hat) and claim blocks from the store to support the server.

Some Features:

✅ Java Version	1.21
🍦 Semi-Vanilla Survival
🔐 Land Claiming	Griefprevention plugin
📦 Player Shops	Chestshop plugin
🏘️ Create Your Town!	Sell subclaims to players
🚂 No /tp and /home	Only /spawn
🗺️ Dynmap	No End map to avoid overlooting
🌐 Pre-Generated Worlds	To avoid lag
💬 Discord Server
🥇 Ranks	No pay2win

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own shop?

A: Yes, you can build your own shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players.

Q: Are there any teleportation commands?

A: The server only allows /spawn command for teleportation. There is no /tp or /home commands.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where players can chat and connect with each other.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features?

A: The server offers cosmetic ranks that can be purchased to support the server, but there are no pay-to-win features.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	999919	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Animals Bred:	47	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	4239	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

CraftyLifeChanger

Adversity, bad experience, CraftyLifeChanger, emotional growth, finding silver linings, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life changing, life lessons, moving forward, overcoming adversity, personal development, personal growth, positive outcome, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength through struggle, transformative experience

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Have you ever been griefed so hard on a Minecraft server that you questioned the meaning of life itself? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Griefer Rehabilitation Program” where we turn griefers into productive members of society. Join us and witness the miraculous transformation of griefers into master builders and redstone wizards!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Dragon” – a mythical creature that roams the land, guarding the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Are you brave enough to take on this epic challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and learn their funky moves to impress your friends on the surface.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just come out of it a changed person – for the better, of course!

Accidental ClickCraft

Accidental, accidental clicks, ad campaigns, ad clicks, ad impressions, click-through rates, ClickCraft, data analysis, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, marketing metrics, mobile ads, mobile advertising, mobile browsing, mobile devices, mobile traffic, mobile users, online advertising, performance measurement, statistics, user experience

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

yo, dis server be like a minecwaft dream come twue, bro. like, u eva accidentally click on a mobile ad? well, dis server be like dat, but in a good way! u gonna accidentally click yo way into da best minecwaft adventure of yo life, fam.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player built a giant chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. like, what even is dat, right? but it happened, man.

anudda time, we had a player who accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs dat rained down bacon on everyone. it was a delicious disaster, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server where da unexpected is da norm and where u might accidentally click yo way into a wacky minecwaft experience, den dis be da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s get weird together!

SugarRushCraft

aging, biological age, cellular health, cellular level, dietary habits, epigenetic age, findings, health, healthy diet, less sugar, Midlife, MINERALS, nutrition, research, scientific study, study, sugar consumption, sugar intake, SugarRushCraft, VITAMINS, Women

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5501	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

join our epic minecraft server where eating virtual cake actually makes you younger in the game! forget about aging in real life, on our server you can reverse the clock by munching on some healthy pixelated food.

we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.

so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?

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