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CraftyDepressantz

antidepressants, brain chemistry, classic antidepressants, clinical conversation, CraftyDepressantz, framework, IMPORTANCE, major depressive disorder, MDD, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, researchers, serotonin, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

so like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur in a deep dark hole and u just cant climb out? well, this server is like ur own personal happy pill, but in minecraft form! join us and let us show u how to build ur way out of that sad hole and into a world of fun and laughter! our team of experts have studied the ancient art of antidepressants and have unlocked the secret to happiness in block form. come join us and let us reframe ur whole minecraft experience!

Sovereign SMP Season 3: More Vanilla, Less Drama… Unless it’s about the creepers

Active players, building, bullying, CREEPERS, discrimination, Drama, Dynmap, Griefing, HACKING, Harassment, INDIVIDUALS, mini blocks, more mob heads, Play styles, Plugins, Positive, proximity chat, Requirements, Season, Server, smp, Sovereign, theft, tolerance policy, Understanding, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Sovereign SMP Overview

Description	Sovereign SMP is an 18+, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Minecraft server focused on building a positive and welcoming community. Season 3 started on 5/22.
Requirements	18+ only
Plugin List	Proximity Chat, Dynmap, Mini Blocks, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Fast Leaf Decay, Armor Stands, Single Player Sleep. TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.
Version	Paper 1.20.4

Apply through Discord! ->https://discord.gg/fBBPevbzBQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQIA+ friendly?	Yes, we are an LGBTQIA+ friendly server.
Are Java and Bedrock players welcome?	Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome.
What is the zero tolerance policy?	We have a ZERO tolerance policy in regards to any form of harassment, discrimination, bullying, hacking, griefing, theft, etc.
Can I use redstone tricks on the server?	Yes, TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.

Pol’s Minecraft Server: The Decline

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mines Excavated:	1465	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of falling down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and leave all those wacky theories behind! Our server is like a tin-foil hat for your brain, protecting you from the madness of fake news and outlandish claims.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people or create a giant pyramid to communicate with aliens. We even have a special area where you can hunt for Bigfoot and Nessie!

Don’t believe us? Well, just ask our resident time traveler who built a working flux capacitor out of redstone. Or chat with our alien ambassador who’s always down for a game of Skyblock.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the craziness of conspiracy theories behind. Who needs fake news when you have blocks to mine and creepers to avoid?

Pixel Boobies: Minecraft Server

acceptance, all sizes, Amateur, beauty standards, body positivity, boobies, Confidence, different thread, discussion, diverse bodies, encouragement, long tail, Minecraft, PIXEL, rating system, Ratings, Saggy, self love, Server, Summer, Thoughts, Thread, titties, welcome

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Votes:	1162
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Potions Brewed:	38
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ores Mined:	2337

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes of amateur titties! But don’t worry, if you’re more into the saggy variety, we’ve got a special thread just for you. Rate and discuss your thoughts on Summers’ titties while you build, mine, and survive in our wacky world. Join us for a titillating good time!

CreeperCousinsWeddingDrama

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, CreeperCousinsWeddingDrama, DAUGHTER, Decision making, disturbing comments, family acceptance, family arrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, father figure, Manipulation, sensitive topics, side hug, single parent, Threats, Wedding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dimension Hops:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Our server is so crazy that even your in-laws will try to sabotage your gameplay. Watch out for groom’s brother and sister, who will stop at nothing to stir up trouble in your virtual family. Will you be able to navigate through their drama and protect your Minecraft kids from their shenanigans?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for threatening messages, disturbing comments, and a whole lot of virtual chaos. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the craziness of our server?

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a server full of unexpected twists and turns? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft world!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Have you ever accidentally told a villager that you were going to steal all their emeralds and then realize they actually understood you because they started attacking you with a diamond sword? Well, if you’re looking for a server where the NPCs have a sense of humor (and a deadly one at that), then you’ve come to the right place! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected consequences and hilarious mishaps. Just be prepared to face the wrath of the pixelated villagers if you slip up and say the wrong thing!

CreeperCo-Worker: Steve the Stalker

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to meet the most bizarre and hilarious players you’ll ever come across. From a player who builds giant statues of themselves out of diamonds to another who only communicates in chicken noises, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coworker Steve, who once built an entire roller coaster made out of TNT. Let’s just say it was a blast to ride!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

McGillRaid Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Items Found:	5620
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than a pro-palestinian protest at a mcgill building! tear gas not included, but the fun is! build your own epic structures and battle it out with other players in intense pvp battles! who needs tear gas when you have diamond swords and enchanted bows?! join now for a riot of a good time!

UkrainianCraft: $225M Upgrade Pack

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

LOL GUYS, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz we got more military aid than Ukraine! we got $225 MILLION worth of epic stuff to help u conquer the blocky world! we got diamond swords that shoot lasers, creepers that give u hugs instead of blowin’ up, and a secret base full of cake and puppies! join now and be the ultimate warrior in the craziest minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

NarcissisticCraft

Awareness, coping mechanisms, Diagnosis, emotional well being, mental health, mental health education, mental illness, Misinformation, narcissism, NarcissisticCraft, ONLINE, poor people, Psychology, seeking help, self esteem, social media, societal pressure, stigma, Support, Therapy, Trash talk

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6752	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of epicness! we got unicorns flying around, lava waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! our players are so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space.

plus, our chat is so savage, even the poor people getting diagnosed with narcissism when they find out about all the trash talk about it online. so come join us and let’s create some chaos together! #minecraftmadness 🤪🔥🦄