| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3140 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 439 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla
mc.detvestiworld.fun
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4070 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 867 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 188 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4214 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4225 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 116 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5978 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 176645 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?
So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7298 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 226 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3459 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3084 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.
plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.
come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 708 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Votes: | 7244 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.
2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!
3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!
4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.
5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8577 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 120 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Game Jam V – May 2024 event where you can unleash your creativity and show off your skills. Need some guidance on what to do? Check out our optimal quest guide and achievement diaries for some inspiration.
Stay connected with our website, wiki, Twitter, and chat channel (fart cc, because why not?) for all the latest updates and shenanigans. And don’t forget to join our 2024 Skilling Competition where you can prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure with Konar the Explorer and his trusty sidekick, Guthix the Sleepy! See you on the server, adventurer!
