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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 376 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Crops Grown: | 5336 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.
