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ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult

attracted, childhood neighbor, clinical nutrition, Consultation, ex’s wife, ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult, Favor, Friend, hooked up, kidney problems, MARRIED, nutrition, Overseas, patient evaluation, physical interaction, Pregnant, Pursuing, remote, Revenge, serious health issue, Treatment, Updated

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate revenge story unfold right before your eyes!

Picture this: You, a seasoned RD with clinical nutrition experience, getting a request from your ex’s wife for a consultation. But wait, it gets better – this ex of yours was a total jerk who couldn’t make up his mind about being attracted to you! Talk about drama!

Now, imagine the thrill of denying his wife nutritional treatment because, let’s face it, you’re not updated on the latest medical info and you’re living in a different country. But hey, who needs facts when you have a juicy backstory like this?

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with a side of revenge served cold. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love (or drama) in the pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UnkillableSpatula Minecraft SMP

Harmless, harmless object, IMPOSSIBLE, indestructible, kill, Minecraft, non lethal, non toxic, non-dangerous, non-deadly, non-fatal, non-hazardous, non-injurious, non-lethal instrument, non-lethal tool, non-lethal weapon, non-violent, OBJECT, safe object, Safety, smp, Unkillable, UnkillableSpatula

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Animals Bred:	95	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	3703	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to challenge yourself to kill your friends with the most ridiculous objects possible. Forget swords and bows, we’re talking about killing someone with a cooked chicken or a flower pot! The more outrageous the kill, the more respect you’ll earn from your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unbreakable Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged villagers who believed it could mine through bedrock. Will you be the one to wield its power and uncover its true potential?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

CraftyCIAmishap

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence agency, black ops, Central Intelligence Agency, cia, conspiracy theories, controversial history, covert missions, CraftyCIAmishap, Espionage, government cover-ups, government scandals, government secrets, human rights violations, national security, political corruption, shadow government, unethical practices, worst thing

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Emeralds Found:	117	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Rumor has it that the CIA actually created Minecraft as a secret training program for their agents. So if you want to learn top-secret spy techniques while building epic structures and battling creepers, this is the server for you! Plus, we have a hidden underground base where you can uncover government secrets and maybe even find Herobrine himself! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the blocks!

FrozenEuroMC Server

€1.5B, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic support, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenEuroMC, government decision, International cooperation, international relations, opts out, Politics, releases, sanctions, Server, switzerland, Ukraine

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, even the EU is releasing frozen assets to it? well, this server is so lit that even Switzerland is like “nah, we out”. Join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off creepers with diamond swords made out of pure swag. Build your own empire and rule over peasants who will worship you like a Minecraft god. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

OlympicSaboteurCraft

arrest, CounterTerrorism, covert activities, Espionage, FEARS, foreign agents, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, national security, olympics, OlympicSaboteurCraft, political tensions, russia, Russian Spy, sabotage attacks, security concerns, sochi, undercover operation, winter games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	9786
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	7

so, like, u know how there’s this server that’s, like, super lit and stuff? well, u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this russian spy who got arrested and now everyone’s, like, freaking out about more sabotage attacks at the olympics. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got, like, super secret spy missions where u gotta, like, save the world from evil masterminds and stuff. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t even believe it. plus, we got, like, epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the russian spies take over the world or something. u won’t regret it, i promise.

KnockKnockNoMore

anxiety, Behavior, creepy, discomfort, Door, Etiquette, fear, Habit, Knocking, KnockKnockNoMore, Nervous, odd, PARANOIA, Phobia, Repetition, ritual, social norms, strange, superstition, three times, unsettling

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
New Chunks Explored:	360846	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.

also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.

and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.

so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

BrainyBlockz

adjustment, Athletic, athletic abilities, brain structure, Brains, BrainyBlockz, Cognitive, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive processing, Development, Differences, learning abilities, motor skills, neurological differences, neuroscience, physical activity, quick learners, study, treadmill, walking cadence

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

Pixelmon Ultron

Pixelmon

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

141.95.120.225

BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

cougars, MilfCraft, SMASH, smp, youd

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!