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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2532 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 2552 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.