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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6689 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. u can build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret portals that take u to alternate universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk. u can battle evil witches, team up with friendly aliens, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off.
so come join us on dis wild ride from one-dimensional to five-dimensional, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s get this party started, y’all!