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HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Zombie Dances:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Emeralds Found:	1757	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

athletic training, challenging sports, extreme sports, hardest sport, mental toughness, physical endurance, sports accomplishments, sports achievements, sports activities, sports challenges, sports competitions, sports difficulties, sports experiences, sports obstacles, sports performance, sports skills, Sportsmanship, SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crops Grown:	7746

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6637	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dimension Hops:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ores Mined:	6595

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2082	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

cloud backup, coworker, CreeperCafe, Dinner, downtown snapshots, dress photo, google account, hotel room, husband, infidelity accusation, Marriage, mirror selfie, photos, Pixel phone, professional relationship, Secrets, social aspect, sulkiness, Team Building, team members, work trip

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6345	Void Gems Collected:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498

So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!