Minecraft Johan Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoFood4U_SharingSux

5 years old, after school snack, aita, Birthday Party, bob, Boundaries, classmate, close friend, Daily, daily snacks., Dinner, extra snacks, friendship, Generosity, Grab, grade school, hounding, leftover lunch, MIL, NoFood4U_SharingSux, parents, play dates, Reciprocation.., Respect, similar foods, similar incomes, snack, Tantrum, telling my kid not to share his food

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mines Excavated:	3562	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing snacks is strictly prohibited! Are you tired of your in-game friends constantly begging for your virtual snacks? Well, look no further because on our server, we promote boundaries and respect when it comes to snack sharing.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself and saying “No, thank you” to snack thieves. Witness epic tantrums thrown by players who can’t handle rejection and watch as they uninvite each other from their virtual birthday parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane drama and gossip, just like the real world. Will Bob ever learn to bring his own snacks? Will your kid ever be able to play with his friend again? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So join now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with navigating the treacherous world of snack-sharing in Minecraft. Who knew virtual snacks could cause so much drama?

Blocky Dongs Collective

anatomy, blocky, Collective, collective nouns, Dongs, funny, genitalia, group of penises, humor, male anatomy, male appendages, male body parts, male genitalia, male members, male organs, male phalluses, male reproductive organs, male reproductive parts, male reproductive system, male sex organs, manhood, Slang

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7652	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server

102 millionaires, Analysis, Craft, data, Economy, finance, income, INEQUALITY, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, News, occupations, Poorest, postcodes, Report, Revealed, RICHEST, Server, statistics, Tax, TAXES, TaxFree, wealth

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

RafahMortarMadness

civilian area, Conflict, danger, extremist, firing, gaza, Hamas, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, mortar rounds, Propaganda, Rafah, RafahMortarMadness, SECURITY, Terrorism, Terrorist, Video, violence, War

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	4519
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a terrorist firing mortar rounds from a civilian area in Rafah. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic battles in the virtual world. We promise you won’t get bored, unless you’re a boring potato. So come on, join the madness and let’s blow sh*t up together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

algorithmic process, Artificial Intelligence, complex systems, computational biology, computer science, CraftyHumanAlgorithm, Creation, data processing, digital transformation, Evolution, genetic algorithm, human development, human evolution, Humanity, humans, innovation, iterative process, machine learning, programming, recursive algorithm, Technology

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Crops Grown:	2298
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

6-month anniversary, Celebrates, chinese communist party, concerts, CopyPaste, cover, cringe, cringe wedding, death, DESPERATE, Events, flaccid cock, forces, Girls, Minecraft, project hope, Projections, Promise rebrand, quarterly returns, Server, shilling, sucking, voice pack, Wedding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ores Mined:	8659	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Farms Harvested:	844	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

Anthros, bookworm, demongirls, Dominant, dream girl, Elves, FANTASY, fetish, Girlcraft, Goblins, Gyaru, humans, Kinky, Loli, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirls, Naughty, rapebait, Roleplay, Server, slut, submissive

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50
Love Letters Sent:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

5x, apple shape, body image, body positivity, body shape, Bridesmaid Dress, Confrontation, Deception, empire waist, family dynamics, flutter sleeves, hourglass shape, Minecraft, MomzBridesmaidDressSwap, pear shape, self esteem, Server, Sewing, sister, size tag, wedding planning, weight loss, XL

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8885
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!

ExWifeLaundryLover

accident, aita, Apologize.., bad intentions, bed bound, blood relations, Civil, DAUGHTER, Divorce, ExWifeLaundryLover, family, Helping, home nurse, husband’s ex wife, Laundry, medical field, shower, teenagers, Tension, washer, young girl

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crops Grown:	7340
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Just like the time when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant toilet, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique feature where players can become virtual nurses and help care for injured players in the game. Just like the time when a player’s virtual ex-wife needed help with her virtual laundry, and things got a little messy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

back pain, big, body image, body positivity, body proportions, BootyCraft, Butts, cellulite concerns, clothing fit, confidence issues, Edition, exercise challenges, fashion struggles, finding comfortable chairs, health implications, hygiene issues, large butts, physical limitations, self-conscious, sitting discomfort, societal stereotypes, swimsuit shopping, weight distribution

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3070	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?