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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7043 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace self-awareness and self-hating tendencies in a hilariously absurd way! Join us if you’re tired of feeling like the only one who questions everything about your own race. Our community is filled with players who love to roast themselves and each other in the most outrageous ways possible.
Imagine a world where every block you break represents a stereotype you’re trying to break free from. Build your own virtual safe space where you can openly discuss your conflicting feelings about your own race while also battling creepers and zombies. It’s a cathartic experience like no other!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a group of players who are just as confused and conflicted about their own race as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold weekly therapy sessions disguised as PvP tournaments. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join us now and let’s laugh at ourselves together!
