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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 265 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Votes: | 4709 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
Ores Mined: | 6811 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted weapons, and a giant lava monster who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.
So say goodbye to those boring, ruined video games and come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to Solitaire).