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Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5995
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Buildings Constructed:	41
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to be part of a community led by a ketamine-addicted billionaire who believes he’s fighting the deep state and satanism with his Latin references.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	5910	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, anaphylactic shock, coping mechanisms, depression, divine intervention, emotional struggle, Failed, FAITH, Gratitude, life-changing event, mental health, Minecraft, Near Death Experience, overcoming obstacles, peanut allergy, personal growth, Recovery, resilience, second chance, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dimension Hops:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mines Excavated:	3319	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	9932
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2108	Love Letters Sent:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.