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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 964 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 134 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
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