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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1826 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.
So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.