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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3942 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where housing is never unaffordable and you can live out all your yuppie fantasies without a care in the world! Who needs NYC or LA when you can have your own virtual mansion right here?
Join us and start building your dream home at the age of 18, just like our founder did while working at the virtual plant. And if your virtual parents kick you out, don’t worry – we have plenty of shitty apartments for you to crash in!
Don’t cry about housing prices, join our server and start living the high life today!