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Monkey Mindcraft Madness

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimension Hops:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Crops Grown:	2327	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is so lively, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and get lost in the virtual world of blocky fun.

And if you’re feeling down or contemplating the meaning of life, don’t worry – our server is the perfect distraction to keep those existential thoughts at bay. With so much chaos and laughter, you’ll be too busy having a blast to even think about offing yourself.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a new purpose in life – like building the biggest, most ridiculous structure in Minecraft history!

The Anonymous Minecart Co.

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	173
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and hilarious antics.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the treasures within.

3. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by explosive sheep. It’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with players frantically dodging sheep bombs while trying to knock each other into the fiery depths.

4. The Nether on our server is a wild and crazy place, filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and lava waterfalls. It’s like a twisted carnival of chaos that will leave you laughing and screaming in equal measure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous llamas – they may look cute, but they’re always plotting something devious!

UNESCO’s Next Top City: Where Creeper Explosions are Considered Cultural Heritage

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Potions Brewed:	90	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where we have a Jewish burial house that UNESCO is dying to put on the world heritage list! Forget about castles and cathedrals, we’ve got a tiny burial house that’s only 110 years old but packs a punch in historical significance. Rumor has it that the ghosts of Jewish ancestors roam the halls, ready to guide you on epic quests and adventures. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server run by Jews? Join now and experience the magic of our not-so-ancient burial house!

Fubuki’s Funhouse – Come get lost in the virtual world of Shirakami Fubuki! #blessedbyFubuki

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1233
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ores Mined:	8613	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place to be! Join us and experience the madness of (^・ω・^§)ﾉおはこぉーんPrevious: >>73286222 >YT Channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdn5BQ06XqgXoAxIhbqw5Rg>Twitterhttps://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/fxtUBRvb>Do your reps!https://pastebin.com/pwVJh73t>Shirakami ZOIDhttps://store.hakabanogarou.jp/view/item/000000014839>Shirakami Fubuki “Comfy Fox Inn” ASMR Voice PackBuy: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/comfyfoxinn_asmrvoiceTranslation: https://pastebin.com/uUJw7Fzh>6th Anniversary Flower Stand Projecthttps://www.sakaseru.jp/mina/event/5eea69a9c0abf2b2375ab0101985101e! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Americans: Mario RPGs Madness Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4670	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	202	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of playing boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we celebrate Nintendo’s epic fails like Sticker Star, Color Splash, and Origami King!

Why join, you ask? Because we have a secret level where you can battle giant paper monsters and rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of evil origami! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special power-up that turns you into a sticker and lets you stick to walls like Spider-Man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of Nintendo’s biggest flops in a way you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Blocky Bros: The Patriarchal Paradise

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Emeralds Found:	9869	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9741	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flip the script on gender roles and have a blast doing it! Join us as we explore a world where women rule the roost and men are just here to serve as eye candy. That’s right, on our server, women hold all the power and men are just here to show off how good they are at attracting the ladies.

Forget about traditionalism or feminism, on our server, it’s all about women living lives of luxury while men do all the hard work. We’ve got third world boys mining away to create makeup products for our female players to use – talk about dedication! And don’t even get us started on the atrocities committed against men for not meeting hyper-narrow standards of masculinity. It’s a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the patriarchy is turned on its head and women reign supreme, come on down and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself living a life of luxury while the men do all the heavy lifting. See you in the game!

Crafty Endwalker: Final Fantasy XIV Server – Where Pixels and Potions Collide!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7246	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Bacon Forest where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

YellowFeverCraft: The Only Cure is More Blocks!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	107	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with hyperfeminine Asian women who just don’t appreciate your height and ethnicity? Do white women just not do it for you either? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where height and ethnicity don’t matter at all! Plus, our community is full of players who totally get where you’re coming from and will support you in your quest for virtual love and acceptance. So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after!

WolfyCraft: Where Spice and Wolves Roam Free!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Holo the wise wolf rules with an iron paw! She keeps the land in balance by only allowing the purest players to join her pack. Legend has it that those who prove their worth to Holo will be granted special powers, like the ability to summon a pack of loyal wolves to fight by their side. But beware, for Holo is not afraid to banish those who stray from the path of righteousness. Are you pure enough to join Holo’s pack? Come find out on our server!

Blocky Booty Buddies: A Minecraft Server for Questionable Friendships

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find more than just diamonds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to find a coworker to be friends with benefits with. Imagine mining together, building epic structures, and then sneaking off to a secret hideout for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Who knew pixels could be so sexy? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “I love my job!”