Mid-Thirties MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

31 Year Old Minecraft SMP White Woman

ethnicity, American, white woman, Individual, White

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool cats out there! Join us if you want to experience the wild adventures of a 31-year-old white woman trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyDawntrail Minecraft Server

Minecraft, fantasy world, Raids, Returning Players, CraftyDawntrail

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we are so back with a server that will blow your mind! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing pigs, flying llamas, and talking chickens. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn. But fear not, our brave player defeated the unicorn with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a bucket of lava. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive mini-game where you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, play soccer with creepers, and race against your friends on flying pigs. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. We are so back and we can’t wait to see you there!

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TarkovCraft – Minecraft Server

arena website, Tarkov community, Gun Builder, Discord, quest tracker

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a raid in Escape from Tarkov? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break could be your last, just like getting head-eyes in Tarkov!

We’ve got patch notes longer than the line at the therapist’s office, so you know we’re always updating and improving the server. Plus, our Russian spyware is top-notch – just ask our resident hacker, Steve.

Need a break from building? Head over to our Arena website where you can battle it out with other players for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t worry about running out of ammo, our ammo charts will make sure you’re always locked and loaded.

Feeling overwhelmed by all the options? Don’t worry, our gun builder website has an overswing calculator to help you perfect your weapon of choice. And for all you newfags out there, we’ve got guides and trackers to help you navigate this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those pesky head-eyes – they’ll get you every time!

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CraftyTruth Minecraft Server

Truth, facing reality, Minecraft, emotional pain, facing the truth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Once you step foot on our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will reveal the deepest, darkest secrets of the Minecraft universe. Want to know why creepers explode? Or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk? Our talking cow has all the answers…if you can handle the truth!

But beware, once you learn the truth, there’s no going back. Some players have been known to go mad from the revelations and start building giant statues of chickens all over the server. Will you be able to handle the truth or will you end up like the rest of them?

So come join our server if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

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2020sMemeCraft

2020s, movies, Gender Roles, Storytelling techniques, class stereotypes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all the wild and wacky stereotypes of the 2020s! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate virtual time capsule of this crazy era.

Picture this: in our server, you can witness the legendary Toilet Paper Wars of 2020, where players fought tooth and nail for the last roll of precious TP. Will you be the one to emerge victorious in this epic battle?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaotic world of Zoom meetings gone wrong, where players must navigate through glitchy screens and awkward virtual backgrounds to complete quests and challenges. Can you survive the dreaded “You’re on mute” curse?

And let’s not forget about the Great Banana Bread Bake-Off of 2020, where players compete to see who can bake the most delicious loaf of banana bread. Will you rise to the occasion and claim the title of Master Baker?

So come on, join our server and experience the madness of the 2020s like never before. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you in this virtual world!

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SquidSquadCraft

Squid, SquidSquadCraft, sea life, Animal Behavior, collective nouns

So, like, imagine a place where squids rule the land, man. They’re all like, “we are the squad, bow down to us!” And you’re just there, like, “whoa, I wanna be part of this crazy squad!”

Join our server and become part of the epic squid squad, where you can ride on giant squids through the ocean and battle evil sea monsters with your trusty ink gun.

But that’s not all, dude. We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest treasures in the land. And the only way to get in is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, like riding a pig off a cliff while juggling diamonds.

So come on, join us and be part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history. Squid squad forever, bro!

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VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

VIDAVAT, #opk, Minecraft, Issue, Server

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

146.59.53.122:26150

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PixelPoliticians Minecraft Server

republicans, cultural acceptance, political affiliation, interracial marriage, political marriage

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We’ve got a community of players who are so diverse, even the creepers are confused!

Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!

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MineMemez Minecraft Server

Access, historical, preservation, Resources, Digital

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that farts rainbows. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to whoever holds it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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PixelPanic: School Pic Drama

Parenting styles, relationships, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, Conflict Resolution

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free gameplay unlike the chaos in this post! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement.

Looking for a server where you can escape from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with your friends.

Tired of being compared to other players like in the story above? On our server, everyone is unique and special in their own way. No more feeling like a diamond being cut to “shine” by toxic players!

Join us and experience a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or criticism. Say goodbye to emotional punching bags and hello to a supportive community that will always have your back.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let’s create some amazing memories together. Who knows, you might even find your new gaming family here!

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