mid-thirties Minecraft Servers

mid-thirties Minecraft Servers

  • 31 Year Old Minecraft SMP White Woman

    31 Year Old Minecraft SMP White Woman
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 3193
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Alien Abductions: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool cats out there! Join us if you want to experience the wild adventures of a 31-year-old white woman trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

    SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 964
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tie-Breaker Network

    Tie-Breaker Network
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 9637
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno wen u play minecraft an u need info on how to build a sick castle or find diamonds? well, dis server is da place 2 be cuz we got da best social ties eva! our players r all over da place, so u can get all da insider tips u need.

    u wont find any weak ties here, only strong bonds dat will help u conquer da minecraft world! plus, we got da craziest stories bout players who found secret dungeons or tamed dragons. u never know wat u might discover on dis server!

    so, wat r u waiting for? join us now an be part of da most epic minecraft community out there! who needs weak ties wen u can have strong ones dat will help u rule da game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

    GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 9597
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 528 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Superpowers Every player gets a special superpower, unique to them
    Community Project Building a modern Chicago-inspired city together
    Mods New biomes, dimensions, and more for exploration
    Focus Building, exploring, and learning superpowers

    FAQ

    How do I get a superpower?

    Every player automatically receives a unique superpower upon joining the server.

    Can I change my superpower?

    Superpowers are exclusive and cannot be changed or swapped with other players.

    How do I join the community project to build the city?

    Simply log in to the server and start contributing to the city building efforts with other players.

    Are there specific rules for using superpowers?

    While there are no strict rules governing superpower usage, players are encouraged to use them responsibly and considerately towards others.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server

    /Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 3935
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Magic Items Found: 2766
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, /int/ just want one thing – to have a blast!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves).

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. /int/ just want one thing – and that thing is you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros

    The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 1426
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Chimeras Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we have uncovered the true identity of Craig Wright (spoiler alert: it’s not who you think)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover some more juicy secrets along the way. See you in the game, fellow crafter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoCoolMomAllowed

    NoCoolMomAllowed
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 9007
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 157 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 51
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 147 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 83 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Picture this: your stepdaughter trying to steal alcohol and weed from your locked liquor cabinet before her Homecoming dance. Will she get away with it? Will her dad find out and put a stop to her rebellious ways? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and wife as they battle it out over parenting styles. Will the “cool mom” prevail and let her daughter go to the dance, or will the strict dad win and ground her for life? The stakes are high and the drama is even higher on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

    ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 726
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Holy Grails Found: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the best position is the one where you’re flexing on everyone else with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join us and show off your skills like a boss!

    We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers

    Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 6778
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Crops Grown: 3630
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8210 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a enchanted sword? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the excitement and chaos of our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Invisible Wheelchair Land

    Invisible Wheelchair Land
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 6042
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 450
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping rainbow blocks for u to build with. like, who needs regular old dirt and stone when u can have a house made of pure rainbows, amirite?

    also, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give u quests to find the legendary golden egg that grants u unlimited diamonds. but be warned, the egg is guarded by a giant lava monster who loves to play hide and seek.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy? yeah, u can ride a gumdrop unicorn while eating a marshmallow tree. it’s like a sugar rush on steroids, bro.

    so come on down to this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. cuz who doesn’t love cookies, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Microbe Mix-Up Server

    Microbe Mix-Up Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 1071
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life, bruh. we got gut microbial markers that will blow your mind, like seriously, who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

    we’ve got diseases like liver cirrhosis and coronavirus running rampant in our virtual world, but don’t worry, we also have personalized treatments to save the day. atrial fibrillation? pshh, we got that covered too.

    come join us and watch as your microbial composition changes before your very eyes. it’s like a science experiment, but way more fun. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftmadness #microbialmayhem #gutbacteriaforlife

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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