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> Minecraft SMP: MeTellYou

Communication, Connection, Conversation, dialogue, effective communication, emotions, Expressing, feelings, he doesn’t tell you, Honesty, interpersonal skills., Listening, MeTellYou, Minecraft, open communication, relationships, Secrets, sharing, smp, Trust, Understanding, you tell me

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	579524	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding on top of creepers. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (mostly). As you navigate through the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to turn all blocks into diamond blocks. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server? Or will you be distracted by the endless supply of cake and cookies scattered throughout the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, don’t ask questions. Just go with it.

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	131582
Dragons Tamed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

66.118.245.120

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	78	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	108
New Chunks Explored:	18504	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

BlockyBanterCraft

banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2348	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!