> Minecraft SMP: MeTellYou

you tell me, Minecraft, MeTellYou, sharing, he doesn’t tell you

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding on top of creepers. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (mostly). As you navigate through the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to turn all blocks into diamond blocks. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server? Or will you be distracted by the endless supply of cake and cookies scattered throughout the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, don’t ask questions. Just go with it.

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CraftyParentProhibitions

CraftyParentProhibitions, consequences, Car Insurance, Communication Issues, car sharing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of larping like never before! Join us for epic battles and quests that will make you feel like a real-life warrior, all from the comfort of your own home (or parents’ basement, we don’t judge).

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our player “Po.” They owe us $350 in back rent, but instead of paying up, they’re planning on larping with us next month. Can you believe the audacity? We might have to ban them from leaving the house if they don’t shape up!

But don’t worry, we have plenty of other players who are ready to take on the challenge. Join our server and experience the thrill of larping without the hefty price tag. Plus, who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a real-life drama like “Po.” So come on, join us and let’s larp our way to victory!

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BucketListMinecraftSMP

skydiving, scuba diving, hot air balloon ride, learning to surf, learning a new language

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated dance-off with a creeper. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special quest system where you can embark on epic adventures to find the fabled diamond-encrusted potato or rescue a group of villagers from a horde of zombie chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most absurd gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll make for a great story).

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TwistCraft: The Ultimate Plot Twist

cinematic surprises, suspenseful movies, movie reviews, favorite films, mind-bending twists

Join our Minecraft server and experience plot twists that will make M. Night Shyamalan jealous! Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret dungeons appearing out of nowhere to friendly villagers turning into bloodthirsty zombies. You never know what’s going to happen next, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who needs movies when you can have all the suspense and drama right here in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can unravel the ultimate plot twist that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game!

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HouthisCraft: Cruise Missile Mayhem

foreign policy, military alliances, global security, missile defense, iran

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got russia and iran teaming up to arm houthis with anti-ship cruise missiles. like, who even does that in minecraft?! u can be part of this epic battle and help the houthis take over the server with their advanced weaponry. it’s gonna be lit, fam. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. #minecraftwarfare #russiaviran #houthisrule

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Redstone PMS – Autoimmune Zone

Redstone, Lupus, menstrual disorders, Women’s Health, hormonal disorders

LOL, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz u kno wat? Women whose periods stop early are like the VIP players here! They got dat premature ovarian insufficiency condition and they are more likely to develop diabetes and lupus in the game! It’s like they got superpowers or something, but in a totally wacky and unpredictable way! So come join us and see what crazy autoimmune conditions you can unlock in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft! It’s gonna be a period of fun, I mean period of time, I mean…just come play with us, okay?

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GoatZone Reborn: Where goats have superpowers and only cool kids are allowed in

Superpowers, building, Special abilities, superpower wielding, superpower variety

GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a fun and unique Minecraft experience like no other? Look no further than GoatZone Reborn, where every player gets a special superpower – and no two players have the same one!
⚡ Whether it’s super speed, flight, super strength, elemental control, laser vision, or something totally different, there are tons of powers to discover. Each one is exclusive, making your abilities unique to you!
🏙️ But we’re not just about powers – we’re also working together to build a modern Chicago-inspired city. It’s a community project where everyone helps design and build the city from the ground up.
🌍 For those who love exploring, we’ve added plenty of mods that introduce new biomes, dimensions, and more for you to adventure through, making it hard to run out of new things to discover.
🔨 If you’re into building, exploring, and learning to wield your own super powers, this server is for you!

FAQ:

How do I get a superpower?

Every player automatically receives a random superpower upon joining the server.

Can I trade superpowers with other players?

No, each superpower is unique to the player and cannot be traded or changed.

Is there a limit to the number of superpowers players can have?

Players can only have one superpower at a time.

How can I join the city-building project?

Simply join the server and start contributing to the community build in the designated city area.

Are there rules for using superpowers?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and balance among players. Make sure to read the server’s guidelines.

Ironmouse Subathon Minecraft Server

Event, twitch, cpr, forum, Chuubas

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship Ironmouse like she’s the queen of the gaming world! Need some CPR after laughing too hard at Mouse’s antics? We got you covered! Join us as we discuss all things related to Mouse’s subathon, but remember, no talking about chuubas unless it’s directly related to the subathon – we don’t want any distractions from our Mousey queen!

Our goals are as wild as a creeper explosion, our mods are as mysterious as the Ender Dragon, and our pixels are so vibrant they’ll make your eyes pop like a popped potion! Join us on this crazy adventure where VShojo+ General meets Ironmouse Subathon madness – it’s a ride you won’t want to miss! And hey, if you need a break from all the chaos, just head over to our Canvas of Kyubae for some pixelated relaxation (sorry, the Pixels have ended, but the memories live on)!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this epic journey through the world of Ironmouse – it’s gonna be a blast!

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69469057 by Anonymous Minecraft SMP

Fandom, smp, kpop idols, boy band, Entertainment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own kpop idol mansion complete with a dance studio, recording booth, and even a fan meet-up area where you can sign autographs for your adoring fans (aka other players).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kpop Battle Royale, where players compete in epic dance-offs and lip-sync battles to determine who is the ultimate kpop star. Rumor has it that the winner gets to perform a duet with BTS themselves (in-game, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-tastic Minecraft SMP today and get ready to slay the virtual stage like the kpop superstar you were always meant to be!

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CringeCraft SMP

disgust, EMBARRASSING, cringeworthy moments, cringe-inducing, Repulsive

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to cringe so hard that your face gets stuck in a permanent cringe position. We have cringe-worthy builds, cringe-inducing challenges, and cringe-tastic events that will make you question your life choices. So if you’re ready to embrace the cringe and laugh until you cry, join our server now!

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