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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6252 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 266 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your mother-in-law stealing your diamonds or trying to rehome your virtual pets behind your back. We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and exploring!
Plus, with our winter storm event coming up, you won’t have to deal with any snow-related emergencies like having to let your mother-in-law crash on your virtual couch because she’s living in her virtual Land Rover. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind!