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CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2811	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

beauty standards, body image, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender inequality, Gender Roles, glass ceiling, harsh reality, intersectionality, MineGirrlRealityCheck, Misogyny, patriarchy, reddit, self worth, sexism, sexual harassment, societal expectations, wage gap, WOMAN

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Void Gems Collected:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Towns Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	845062	Crops Grown:	5237
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Savage Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Emeralds Found:	5705
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	62	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4402	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

SwipeCraft: No Regrets

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Farms Harvested:	471
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

DreamCraft SMP

AMBITION, aspirations, chasing dreams, determination, DreamCraft, dreams, fear of failure, goal-setting, inner strength, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, reaching for the stars, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-belief, self-doubt, smp, success, uncertainty

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Farms Harvested:	701	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

TraitCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	267
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!