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Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

arousal, body sensations, Climax, Crafty, edging, Finishing, legs ache, Minecraft, orgasm, physical discomfort, Pleasure, self-control, Server, sexual activity, sexual endurance, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual technique, sexual wellness, Stamina, tip, Tipsters

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Enchantments Applied:	156

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	166
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Attitudes, Australians, Behavior, ChudCraft, chuds, culture, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, generalizations, Identity, ignorance, insults, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nationality, offensive, prejudice, Rude, Server, society, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

Accountability, accountability culture, consequences, discrimination, fair treatment, Harassment, HR, Inappropriate Behavior, investigation, Justice, Kanade, Kanades, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Silence, transparency, Victim, Workplace, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, セクハラ

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SwipeRun server Minecraft

1.16.5, Auto-mine, Cozy, Craftbukkit, Development, Donation cases, ENDER WORLD, Features, Ip:, LUCK, Minecraft, Monitoring, Parkour, Portal, Prizes, Project, pvp arena, Sawmill, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, SwipeRun

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Runes Activated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058

Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!

5.188.118.142:30058

Pillow Myth Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a world where human beings are invincible against pillows! That’s right, you can try to smother someone with a pillow all you want, but they will never die. It’s like a never-ending pillow fight that you can’t lose!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.

Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Le Hobby Vtubing Minecraft SMP

Anime, Content Creation, digital content, digital identity, Entertainment, Gaming, hobby, internet personality, Lies, Live streaming, Minecraft, niji, online presence, online streaming, smp, virtual avatar, virtual community, virtual performance, virtual reality, virtual world, virtual youtuber, vtubing

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Villages Defended:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t find any Vtubers…because they all left to join Niji! But don’t worry, we have something even better – our players are actually secret agents in disguise! Join us for epic missions, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to save the world from a zombie apocalypse (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat)! So come on, join us and become a part of the most top-secret, action-packed SMP out there!