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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2874 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 5616 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 9017 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of rainbow unicorn horns, ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, and build a house out of literal cheese blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party instead of exploding!
And if you think our server is just for regular players, think again! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for buckets of llama spit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bartered with a llama in a top hat.
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).